Imitation is the highest form of flattery, however I was not amused when Bison first alerted me to the fact some dude was pretending to be me. There is only one Karl "Mother Fucking" Toughlove, and that's me. At least I got there in time to bang the bottom out of the hot piece of pussy he had lined up. And he got to write the checks.
Sahara Leone is the newest fuck toy to join me on 3rd Wheel. This spicy Latina has a beautiful curvaceous body and loves to show off! First, I had Sahara strip completely nude out of her string bikini and wash my car with her huge tits. Then, we grabbed some lunch, raced go-karts and I finally took her back to my place to give her what she really needed...a hard fucking pounding from me. Karl "Mother Fucking" Toughlove.
Grab something cold to drink, because this episode of 3rd Wheel is spicy! It's so hot that I could hardly wait for the date to be done so I could bend Andreina over and stuff my meat in her taco. This Toughlove Approved broad has the ass and thick thighs that are made for fucking plus she is one horny Latina. I fucking love my life.
I just love living in a country that supports a man's love of fine pussy. When the opportunity arises for an orgy, it would be unpatriotic of me to not indulge in the fleshy goodness of sweet assed sluts and share the bounty with my fellow man. Making these whores salute our flags and the poles that fly them. Is there anything more American? This is how we roll at the house of Toughlove. We are stern, but we are fair and we always give them what they need.
Horny and home alone, Karma RX calls out to the toughest womanizer in town—Tough Love. She wants him to play the home intruder, and she'll be his submissive mistress for the night. Tough Love never lets a lonely housewife down and makes his way into Karma's home with his ski mask to really play the part. With the fantasy in motion, Tough Love gets rough to show he means business.
Sweet Sweet Luna, she's been one my top girls for years now. You might even say she's got a special place in my heart but that would be naive. Fucking Luna always brings a smile to my face so it's angers me when I see some punk ass pimp abuse my shit. She was covered in bruises and scratches from a low level worm who calls himself Lil Peter. Everyone knows she's a working girl but she's always been my working girl. Every whore needs a Daddy and that's who I am to Luna. She cums to me for support and guidance. Therefore I always get to reap the sexual benefits and she just gives it to me. When she came to my hotel room the other night she was covered in bruises. I know she'd never tolerate that shit from some random ass John. It was that piece of shit pimp she deals with. I've always hated pimps. Yes, they're slick with women but fucking cowards when it comes to men. I have zero tolerance. I asked Luna to tell me who had marked her up and she hesitated. I began to inspect her beautiful caramel Latina skin and let me tell ya, I got so aroused. My big dick started to swell within my pants. Staring at that tight little asshole as it winked back at me. She would give me any anal pleasures I craved. I could see that tight shaved pussy dripping wet and eager for my thick cock. Her big fake tits were so perky the nipples looked like they could cut glass. There's something so intriguing about a blonde Latina and I can't put my finger on quite what it is. Anyways I grabbed her by the throat and started to choke her. God knows how she likes to be dominated. I pushed her head up against the mirror in doggy style and licked her luscious pussy lips like lunch. I threw her head up against the wall and face fucked her like an animal. That mouth was like a vacuum just sucking out all my seed. I threw her on the bed into missionary and plowed away as those fat pussy lips stroked my shaft over and over. That big Latina butt was bouncing like a rubber ball on a playground. What a treat she was and she was all mine for the taking free of charge. This is why I get so angered when someone takes advantage and abuses these whores. Looks like I've got a date with the devil because nobody fucks up my pussy!
The lord sure does work in strange ways. Case in point. Father Karl just got a desperate phone call from an almost hysterical stepdad. Seems his sweet little angel is actually behaving like a cunty fucking she-devil and he doesn't know where else to turn. Her tight pussy is possessed alright, but no exorcism is going to cast out all the demons from the past that have left her unfulfilled and in this state of sexually frustrated insanity. Her only hope now is a true SeXorcism. Don't worry, pops. This father is about to get it all under control.
I love fat pussy so much that I rented a billboard to help me in my search. I was surprised when some sweaty dude came knocking at my door, but was intrigued when he said I had to meet his sister because she has the fattest pussy around. Turns out, he wasn't lying. Today my friends, is going to be a good fucking day.
As men, we walk among the animals. It's our animal instincts that make us human and seperate us from being nothing more than machines. It's in us to dominate, to take control. Abby knows why she is here; she belongs here in this animalistic world. She is here to be dominated. It has been in her since before she can remember, and now destiny is about to take over in the form of Toughlove.
Sometimes you just have to help a buddy out. Especially when their girl is a hot piece of delicious ass. Seems Daisy hasn't been getting what she needs lately,so I am going to fix that. This horny little slut is ready and so willing to follow the rules and give in to all that I am offering her. She is going to be so glad she came over for a heaping helping of my Toughlove.
The sacred plant is the truth. She opens the gates to the other side and unveils what needs to be seen yet remains hidden behind the ego. She connects us to the feminine powers of the Mother Earth and guides us to the path of the true self.-Karl Toughlove. Never have I been on a trip quite like this one and never would I have ever imagined I would be balls deep in the Mother of all Mother's; Mother Earth herself. That badass bitch can visit me in my hallucinations anytime she wants.
When Emily Willis meets Charles Dera at the park, he whispers sweet nothings and invites her back to his place. The chemistry between them is too strong though, and they can't wait to get their hands on each other so they start doing it in the car! When Emily finally makes it to Charles' bed, she will moan and beg to get properly pounded!
